if i had a time machine...

If I had a time machine...

I would go to the Busy Bee, take a popscicle out of the freezer and tell Sam to put it on Nana's tab.

Then I would go around the corner and stop by Anna's Danish Bakery. I would comment on the "We Sell Sugar-Free Cookies" sign that hangs in the window. Who the hell eats sugar-free cookies? That's what I'd say. Then I'd buy the tastiest butter cookie and it would melt in my mouth.

Then I'd walk across the street and go to Carl's Bakery. I'd buy an eclaire and take it home to split with Nana.