the moon thought san jose was gay so it bailed

soooo,
with my husband so far away, i thought it would be cute/gay if we could both take a look at the eclipse and realize that even in this big world, we are both under the same sky, looking at the same moon. it would make us feel closer. gay, gay, gay. This i know. I miss him terribly and will do what i can to feel better about it.
he followed the puerto ricans and saw the beggining of the eclipse.
i walked down the street and was harrassed by surenos. no moon.
i circled the block. still no moon.
i got in my car and drove around for 20 minutes. Still no moon.
Russell said, "the moon thought san jose was gay so it bailed."
now i'm sad.
stupid moon. stupid universe.