i need to stop falling asleep with the TV on.
last night i dreamt bob saget was trying to break into my house.
no, not bob saget. Danny Tanner.
Danny Tanner was trying to break into my house in his gold satin 49ers coat.
what the fuck?
I tried calling 911, but I couldn't speak loud enough for the operator to hear me.
When she finally understood what I was saying,
she said, "danny tanner, seriously?"
and then i woke up. 
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