I had a very strange dream last night. These are the kinds of dreams I have when I fall asleep with E! News on the television.
Angelina Jolie was my next door neighbor and also my archenemy.
I'm not sure why there was bad blood, but I could sense it, even in my dream.
She had a very curious looking house with well-manicured but strange looking bushes
I was out in front of her house and found the most odd a pair of worn black maryjanes sitting in one of the shrubs. There was a $1.99 price tag. It looked like maybe they were from the Goodwill.
She opened her front door, stepped outside and caught me looking at her used shoes.
She wore a two-toned green dress and was she was extremely pregnant, but her belly was so oddly shaped I wasn’t sure what was growing in there.
She invited me in to show me the Valentine’s Day card Brad bought her.
I got very annoyed and left and strolled over to my uncles, who apparently lived down the street.
Angelina Jolie was my next door neighbor and also my archenemy.
I'm not sure why there was bad blood, but I could sense it, even in my dream.
She had a very curious looking house with well-manicured but strange looking bushes
I was out in front of her house and found the most odd a pair of worn black maryjanes sitting in one of the shrubs. There was a $1.99 price tag. It looked like maybe they were from the Goodwill.
She opened her front door, stepped outside and caught me looking at her used shoes.
She wore a two-toned green dress and was she was extremely pregnant, but her belly was so oddly shaped I wasn’t sure what was growing in there.
She invited me in to show me the Valentine’s Day card Brad bought her.
I got very annoyed and left and strolled over to my uncles, who apparently lived down the street.
